If The Purge was real I’d probably get high and hold a Taco Bell hostage to be my personal chefs for the evening
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
(via nintendogs64)
If you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
my life dude. my fucking life
(Source: youngspiritofsin, via maeganphetamines)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via iamsmallcinnamoncat)
“yeah, my personality is cool but have you seen my ass”
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today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
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i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
(via potato-tots)
*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
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i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
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