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herrschtick:

the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it

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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
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noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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kenfucky:

911 I’d like two report two ankle length denim skirts

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"What doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive"

c.c.  (via grillfriend)

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assliam:

im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

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rapewhistled:

thanks sponge

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xvvmcmxcvii:

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marydoyoujuanasmoke:

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st0ner-b0ner:

b-jangles:

The smoke comes out of Charmander’s mouth!!

How fucking cool!

i love how no one ever points out that squirtle is making the water bubble

there is a god

and bulbasaur is producing the cannabis, yes.

oH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS! 

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ptrparker:

whatdoctor:

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phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

TOO SOON

THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO

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congestioned:

advice about starting highschool

  • watch high school musical a lot its exactly like that

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